Osama Bin Laden’s Black Mistress

Wow! I never even heard of this story before today, but apparently, Kola Boof, Osama Bin Laden‘s black mistress has released a book about her relationship with enemy number 1.

In this article, she asserts her beauty and desirability:

Because as a Black Woman who tells the truth yet never seems to be set free by the truth—I’m tired of being told by my own little “Birthers Movement” that I’m a fraud who wasn’t born in Africa but rather Nebraska. I’m tired of being told by Americans both White and Black that because I’m cocoa-skinned, I’m automatically ugly and undesirable.  For the record, I’m prettier than Camilla Parker Bowles, Monica Lewinsky and all four of Somi’s wives.  I am a chocolate colored African woman living in America and I have never been without a man—I’m not bitter or alone.  I am a beautiful intelligent outspoken Egyptian Sudanese American Sunni Egypto Gisi-Waaq Oromo chocolate womanist who never wanted it known that she’d been with our generation’s Hitler and has found that being “Hitler’s girlfriend” does not sell books or make one popular, in fact it’s done the opposite—almost ruined my career and caused my children irreparable grief.

For more on this story, visit

http://atlantapost.com/2011/04/28/being-hitler%E2%80%99s-girlfriend-bin-laden%E2%80%99s-mistress-sets-the-record-straight/